#Like with Scott and Xornoth or Sausage and Pearl

[colorlessdaydream]

Lore(heh) for this au!

Fwhip is the brother to Cleo and Gem and the child of Alex (yes, that Alex). When he later becomes an admin, Fwhip is gifted a book by his mother. It is sentient and calls itself Lore and tells Fwhip that he must keep It with him at all times due to the fact that any server not made by Lore can and will corrupted since Its magic is very volatile.

Lore is like the Storybook of Legends from Ever After High but instead of quills, the people get keys and are crowned as Emperors. Not everyone gets a Key, hence why Pearl, Oli and False(although there is more to their story) only have one key.

Keys are the physical form of the stories and are enchanted to stay with that Emperor at all times, even off server. Stories cannot be traded with another Emperor until that story is finished. After the story is finished, the key loses its enchantment and are able to used by anyone. Its kind of like writing a fanfic.

Example: Gem can't be the Codfather and Jimmy cant rule Crystal Cliffs. After Empires season 1 ended, Gem can use Jimmy's key to play the part of the Codfather although the story has been written and there isn't much she can do to change the outcome.

Fwhip was given explicit instruction to not use Lore's magic anywhere except on a server made by Lore and he warned his friends. They joke and pretend to use it but as long they don't insert the key into the book, nothing actually happens.

The current timeline of Fishy Tales, Fwhip, Lizzie and Jimmy disappear from SOS and finds themselves on Hermitcraft which is slowly being corrupted by lore magic although both hermits and former emperors are confused as too why.

Lizzie finds herself in Joel's Shrine, Fwhip is Big Salmon and Jimmy gets to annoy Grian in the Chamber of Cod. The trio has to find a way to communicate with their friends and family to look for their keys and the Lore Book.

[khyann]

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Hi hello! sorry it took forever for an update, January was NOT my month 😭

Anyway have some Scott angst, a dancey boy and some Jornoth crumbs

[wonderinqrache]

So I was reading some reincarnated villainess stories and got an idea for a fic. It's like Empires s1 but set in an academy. The life series members are also there. And the Hermits.

I'm calling this the reincarnated villain au.

The life series winners (Grian, Scott, Pearl, Martyn, Scar) are part of the student council with Grian as the Student Council President.

Grian is only the Student Council President on account of being the one to think of a way to elect council members without it being a popularity contest (the life series)(idk how it works yet, plz give ideas). He has as much power as the Headmaster.

Grian hates his job and leaves everything for the other members to do. The only thing he actually does is sign whatever papers they tell him to because they need his authority as President to do anything. But he doesn't bother reading what he's signing. This leads to chaos and problems that Watcher 1 and 2, the Headmaster and Vice, have to fix.

Cleo is not an official member of the student council, but hangs out with Scott and Pearl in the student council room so much that she's become an honorary member. Everyone is a lot more scared of her than the actual student council members.

Joel and Lizzie are betrothed. Despite this, Joel ends up getting a harem. Somehow. And Jimmy is part of this. Somehow.

Xornoth isn't a demon, they're just Scott's overprotective twin but kind of like Loki (marvel). Sausage is his best friend and Joey is his betrothed.

Xornoth wants Jimmy and Tango dead. Why? Because Jimmy and Scott were betrothed since they were children, but Jimmy falls in love with Tango and accidentally humiliates Scott by calling off the engagement in front of all the students and their parents at a House Blossom Ball.

But now that Scott is no longer betrothed, other people are trying to win his hand in marriage.

Meanwhile, Jimmy is trying to make amends (while Xornoth chases him around with a Very Big Sword) because he never meant any harm but his stunt has caused Very Big Problems (Bigger than the sword Xornoth is chasing him with).

This entire thing is an excuse for Scott rarepairs.

[fence-time]

Here is my really long list of head cannons for your playground au.

Marytn, Pearl, Grian, Jimmy, and BigB all went to the same preschool- evo

Gem and fWhip are siblings, who is older? They won’t tell you.

Gem has a rock/gem collection and really likes wizards and magic and science. fWhip made her a really big hat and a scarf. She gave fWhip an amethyst that she put on a necklace she had a ruby that she also put on a necklace. No one knows how she got these.

fWhip on the other hand likes to take apart his toys to make new inventions (They sometimes work. Like 80% of the time). He made himself a scarf. fWhip steals dye from Scott to make people stuff. He crochet because.

Pearl likes the sunflowers that she stole from Jimmy and Scott and is trying to set up Tango and Jimmy. She and Sausage like to fight with sticks at recess. One time it was after school and the lifers couldn’t play so they had a whole arena fight. Xornoth had to go pick Scott, Sausage, and Joey because Sausage’s and Joey's parents were looking for them. 

The empires musical is just Ren and Marytn wanting to put on a musical and so Lizzie was like sure i’ll do that with you guys!

Grian and Pearl try to fly one day with one of fWhip and Mumbo’s inventions. It worked, it was just them gliding . fWhip and Mumbo were very happy after that, they made the ‘wings’ for the two. 

The mail system is Etho, Pearl, and Tango wanting to message each other in class so they built a mail system during a day where they couldn’t life series because it was too cold.

Pix likes to make candles and has a book where he writes down all the ‘deaths’ of the people

During group projects in the esmp room it’s usually a 4 person project and so you have the ocean alliance (or the Codvengers as  Jimmy calls them) the Wither rose alliance and people call them the fae alliance but it’s just the rest of the class i.e Scott, Joey, Shrub, and Kathrine.

Oli only comes to school a couple days a week because he also goes to some fancy music school.

There is a fountain (Drinking) and water pools around it on the playground that’s Lizzie’s empire. Pix took the sand box. There is just some plot of grass and so Pearl claimed that. Gem took the tallest tower of the playground.

The Hermitcraft recap is just Pix, Xloy, and Lyarrah (Who are older but Pix for some reason plays with the empires kids) filming everybody because the hermitcraft and the empires really wanted them to. So they report on what happened during the week on hermitcraft in a news report and make ‘episodes’ of empires. 

Tango made an obstacle course that he called Decked out (2) that they would play during recess. Etho and Pearl got really good at it and so they were called the Deepfrost Court.

Keralis and Xisuma are the oldest of the hermits. They get to hand out the snacks when snack time comes.

AWH YEAHHH :O these are all adorable and I’m incorporating them into my belief system right neow….

[ahllohehn]

HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS MASTERPOST PT.2 (02/21/2025)

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Hermits and The Olympians/Emperors of Olympus is a Hermitcraft/Empires SMP based Percy Jackson AU based off my art and headcanons!

(Please do not use the tags for other PJO AUs as I use them to specifically label what's based off mine.)

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Seperated by art/doodles, headcanons/discussion, fanfics:

# FIRST MASTERPOST LINK

#90 CLEO HCs #91 JIMMY HCs #92 FLOWERHUSBANDS / SHINY DUO HCs #93 TREEBARK AGAIN YES I APOLOGIZE

#94 HATOLI #95 (CARESSES GENTLY) ETHUBS MY LOVES #96 (STRANGLES VIOLENTLY) GRUMBO ATTACK!!! #97 WELCOME TO HEPHAESTUS CABIN

#98 MY ACTUAL DIVORCED PARENTS (CLETHO) #99 A TRILLION LIONS OR THE SUN? (GRUMBO) #100 GALAXY DUO.... SAVE YOURSELVES, GALAXY DUO.... #101 CUB, MY THIRD FAVORITE /J #102 IJEVIN & XBCRAFTED PORTAITS #103 JOEY CRUMBS I GUESS

#104 I NEED TO STFU ABOUT GEM EVENTUALLY #105 MUMSCARIAN IS IN MY BLOOD THO SO NO SHUTTING THE FUCK UP ABOUT THAT REALLY #106 THE DEAL WITH SCOTT AND XORNOTH #107 ... HOW HUNGRY? (SHITPOST)

#108 HATO!MUMBO SKIN! :D #109 SAUSAGE AND FWHIP... AND POOR GEM? #110 FALSEGEM ... GEMSYMMETRY? WTF IS THEIR DUO NAME #111 WE ARE SO BACK, WELCOME HOME NATURE WIVES

#112 MOTHER KNOWS BEST. AFTER ALL, SHE'S THE WORLD. #113 HANAHAKI DISEASE AS A TREAT #114 DADSUMA #115 TANGO EYESTRAIN #115 PAPA K #116 ONE MORE LIL TANGO

#117 VERY DEMURE, VERY MINDFUL #118 GRUMBO STOP DIVORCING I CANT AFFORD MORE TEARS #119 ABANDONED FALSE PORTRAIT #120 WEAPONS #121 JIMMY CARD + EOO TYPOGRAPHY

#122 GRUMBO AU OF A HERMITCRAFT AU #123 BLANK TEMPLATE FOR EMPERORS OF OLYMPUS ID CARDS #124 RENCHANTING #125 JOEY PORTRAIT #126 JOEL PORTRAIT #127 WELCOME BACK SHINYDUO #128 GRUMBO FAMILY PHOTO (ACCURATE HEIGHT TRUST)

#129 THE GIRLIES #130 HATO!JOEY AND LORE DESPITE MYSELF #131 LIST OF CAMP COUNSELLORS #132 APHRODITE AS ARIANA GRIANDE #133 JOE HILLS PORTRAIT #134 GENDERBENT MUMBO N TANGO #135 JIMMY LORE EVEN IM CONFUSED WITH

#136 HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS FANFICTION CONTEST

#137 DEMIGODS AND MAGICIANS (DESERTDUO AND CLINGYDUO) #138 COWABUMMER! #139 XISUMA'S HELMET #140 BIGB PORTRAIT #141 JIMMY PORTRAIT #142 CAMP EMPIRES CHARACTER PORTRAIT SUMMARY

#143 GEM AND ETHO SIBLINGS TRUTHER #144 I LIKE MAKING GRUMBO BE TSUNDERE/SHY TO EACH OTHER #145 STRESSKALL SMILEY FACE #146 POSE PRACTICE - CAPTURE THE FLAG #147 FLOWER RANCHERS #148 PEARL PORTRAIT REDRAW/REDESIGN #149 GIRLBOSS, GASLIGHT, GATEKEEP? #150 GLASSES GRIAN MY BELOVED :) #151 HERMITS AND THE OLYMPIANS FANFICTION CONTEST SUBMISSIONS LIST

#152 DEMIGOD GEM? #153 YOUNGER BUTTERCUP TRIO AND THEIR CARETAKERS #154 FAIRLY YOUNGER GEM AND HER TWO DADS #155 PRE-DIVORCE CLETHO #156 COPIC COPE PEARL

#157 I'M TIRED OF WALKING! #158 BOYSAVIOR AND BOYGENIUS #159 (FROTHING AT THE MOUTH) G-GRUMBO.. #160 SCAR SAW AN ANGEL TODAY #161 SOUP GROUP VALENTINES PICNIC (OPEN MAGMA LINK)

#162 I WILL PROTECT YOU (AT LEAST I'LL TRY) [COMIC]

OTHER HaTO Related Links:

HaTO Roleplay Blogs Masterpost by gem-the-oracle HaTO Archive of Our Own Series HaTO Discord Server

[rosegoldenatlas]

A Smallishbeans Centric Epic! Au

Okay so first off I am going to set it up like so:

Epic!Character - Hermit/Lifer/Empyrian - my reasoning and design choices

Also this comes with new watcher lore at the end

please give ideas for Calypso and Apollo <333

Odysseus - Joel - He can be surspisingly clever at times, but I chose him for Ody more because 1 he’s straight and obsessed with his wife 2 he is a bloodthirsty bastard when he is red raging and 3 because he isn’t good with teammates

Zeus - Ren - It’s simple really, 1 he’s a theatre kid, 2 the red king

Penelope - Lizzie - well fist off, she’s Joel’s irl wife, but also because she is girlboss and a clever bitch

Telemachus - Hermes - he is Joel’s canonical kid and yeah

Eurylochus - Grian - very serious when he needs to be, is logical during the life series, and so would open the windbag for the lols

Polites - Jimmy - Canary curse, is baby, he can’t fight good and supports Joel and also would ensue shenanigans as soon as they are alone

Winions - Tanukis - a reference to @Mellozheist ‘s Hermitcraft tanuki!Joel design

Athena - Gem - She is an excellent fighter and is very logical when picking fights, she isn’t afraid to finish the job and the dynamic she and Joel had in Wild life felt similar to Ody and Athena’s (imagine Gem scolding Joel for going all bloodlust again after telling him not to red rage all season)

Polyphemus - Xornoth - big and only one eye but same design otherwise. Xornoth is terrifying in Esmp s1 lore. Imagine a giant one-eyed demon using corruption magic and a club to kill you, it’s also fun to point out that Joel didn’t acknowledge Xornoth at all in Esmp s1 and this is referenced in ‘tell me what’s your name?’ ‘My name is nobody’ Also this choice will make a lot of sense when you take into account who I picked for Poseidon

Aeolus - Scar - Now hear me out here, Scar is a prankster. This is a good prank. Aeolus’ whole thing is ‘do my lil task and u win!’ ‘What’s the catch’ ‘hahaha wouldn’t you like to know’ like Scar does that shit all the time. He rides on a cloud because he can’t walk and the cloud changes shape to accommodate him (After the time skip he just suddenly doesn’t have a shirt btw)

Poseidon - Scott - he’s dramatic, he’s queer, he’s petty, he’s been in a rivalry on life series with Joel since Last life, and in a world where both Scott and Xornoth (being brothers in lore) are evil, Scott, being loyal to his associates, would show up to defend him

Circe - Sausage - he ran a sanctuary for magical creatures and these people were attacked so he protected them. Also he owns a strip club so he would seduce people  to lure them in before brutally murdering them like a gentleman

Hermes - Oli - based on vibes tbh, but also on that one time when Joel played MCC Ender Cup at Oli’s and when they were losing Oli would hype him up by making up a song on the spot (M C C DO YOU KNOW THE WORDS!?)

Odysseus’ mom - Donkey Jeremy - for the memes, also Joel going to the underworld and finding that his donkey god is dead is brutal when you realize how long he has kept this bit up

Tireseas - Martyn - the lore man himself showing up only to lore drop on the main character and not help at all is such a Martyn move, the voices in the background are listeners dropping even more lore and all of them are giving pretty straight answers compared to Martyn only speaking in double meanings

Siren!Penelope - The Virgin Jeremy - if you don’t know who that is, when Jeremyism was created, Lizzie was brought into the cult religion as ‘the virgin Jeremy’ it looks close enough to Lizzie to be passable from afar but the outfit is all wrong

Odysseus’ ‘daughter’ - that kid Joel had with Jimmy during the Empires x HC crossover - technically his kid, but he gave it away as a Christmas gift so does it really count?

Scylla - Pearl - Scylla is a beast with 6 wolves heads for feet, 5am Pearl from Double Life is remarkably similar to Wolf Joel from 3rd life and Wizard Joel from Last Life, ‘we know that we are the same’ also she is just fucking crazy and deranged and we love her

Antinous - The Secret Keeper - Used as the leader of Watchers in this scenario. Watchers are known to be evil (or at the very least,very morally ambiguous) in lore

Calypso - Iskall fits so well but I don’t like himmmmmm give me better ideas please

Apollo - i dunno tbh, literally no ideas here. I would like ideas thanks.

Hephaestus - Doc - our machine boy, loyal to the bone so ofc he would have a problem with Joel being a traitor but not enough to fight his point because he has things to do

Aphrodite - Skizz - he’s sweet, and loyal, Aphrodite is the goddess of love, but in the musical she focuses on familial love, which Skizz does very well. He’s not on Joel’s side at all because Joel kills Skizz a lot 

Ares - False - a good fighter, would love to watch the bloodshed unfold also a fight scene with a Gem and False would look so sick

Hera - Cleo - the 80’s outfit matches Hera’s music, respects a man who doesn’t cheat on his wife, (LOOKING AT YOU ETHO)

Eurymachus - Watcher (partial sight*) - Eurymachus is the one that tries to open arms Odysseus, the partial sight bit will be explained after character list.

Melanthius - Watcher (unseeing**) - Melanthius is the man singing when Telemachus arrives and he is the one making orders and says he will ‘break the kids hands’, unseeeing will be explained after character list.

Watcher lore: 

The Secret Keeper is being used as the leader of the watchers, not needing wings to hide the eyes and instead wears a heavy mask with the watcher logo on it.

Watchers usually have two pairs of wings, a small pair where the ears would be cover the watchers eyes, the other pair on their back.

When a Watcher is starting to break away from the normal mentality the face wings begin to pull away from their eyes, Grian his his wings fully unfolded.

*partial sight means the inner half of the eyes are not hidden, meaning the watcher can now see the light/make better decisions

**unseeing means the wings are more tighly folded over the eyes that one is fully under the other like a blindfold, normally watchers can at least see the very smallest difference between being in a dark room and a light one, Unseeing Watchers can not.

[waytooobsessedwithmcyt]

Not enough people talking about names in Empires, probably because they're already their names in all seasons but I'll overanalyze them anyway

Don't even get me started on Gem's name meaning twin, any way she received that name is tragic. Did her parents name her that because they didn't want her, they had only wanted one kid? Did she choose that name for herself when she moved to the Crystal Cliffs because she felt bad for leaving Fwhip behind? If you want Fwhip to be the one who got away she could change her name because she missed him so much. In any way it's someone being defined purely by their relationship to another.

Fwhip's name stands for Fail Whip, can you imagine being named Failure? "Sir! Your children are being born! What do you want to name them!" "Shit that's today, name the girl Twin and name the boy Failure." If you're a trans roseblings truther (me) that's literally worse, he named himself something that means failure.

Sausage's first name is fine, but Mythical? Maybe that's his middle name, maybe he was told his whole life that he was above normal people, a myth, a legend, better. His world view just collapsed when he met people like Gem, Pearl, and Shrub, who all, although being in positions of power, don't ever think of themselves as above their subjects, he excused that because, Pearl was a queen, Gem may have been elected, but she was from a royal line, Fwhip's sister, Shrub was blessed by the spirits. But then he spends more time with them, and Gem can easily defeat him in magic, Pearl beats him in PVP, Fwhip is crazy good at inventing things, and Sausage just feels completely inadequate, his world view just collapses, then he finds Xornoth and he is so desperate to feel like he is worth something

Shrub's name is constantly gotten wrong, pretty much everyone calls her Shelby, how do you think you would feel if your entire culture got wiped out and you're the only survivor, and nobody can get your name right

Scott and Xornoth are just funny, can't even make them tragic, elf names are like "alinor, Cohanal, Xornoth, and of course, Scott"

Katherine, Kat, cat hybrid, cat hybrid Katherine, I won't explain further

[minecraftbookshelf]

(marriage of state) you've mentioned a couple times that the Rivendell siblings are pretty fucked up, but i'm not sure if they're like, an unusual amount of fucked up for their peer group. so on a scale of 1 to 10, where would you place all of the marriage of state rulers? are there any particular standouts we should know about, besides our beloved Scott and Xornoth?

I waited to answer this because I was going to draw a diagram but apparently that's just not going to happen right now so we'll just use our words.

Not Actually Doing Too Badly, Weirdly Enough:

Pearl. We love an unbothered queen. She is the sanest of the whole lot which is. Saying something. The desire to punch things in the face is unrelated to any sort of trauma its just her idea of a good time.

By the time of the main arc, Lizzie also fits here. She's dealt with most of her issues already. She knows who she is and she is comfortable with it. (Almost no one else is but that's not her problem)

Joel is vibing. An unbothered king. Living his best life, happily married. Definitely Unhinged but like, weirdly healthy about it.

Would Be Doing Fine If Not For Plot:

Shrub Berry was having a very normal time as a very normal gnome up until they very suddenly weren't so like, there is technically some fucked up-ness but its very recent and hasn't settled in yet. There is hope.

Jimmy has 99 problems and most of them are named fWhip and Mythical Sausage. A little insecure but like, he's got a supportive family and is doing alright.

There Is Something Wrong With You But Its Hard To Tell If It Has A Specific Root Cause Or If You Are Just Like That TM/Cumulative Effects of Your Environment:

Joey was raised in a temple under threat of assassination and also all kinds of magical things with strong potential to kill him but like, other than that he's doing alright he's just. Him.

Believe it or not the only thing Wrong with Mythical J Sausage is that he was raised in a family where power-hungry imperialism is the norm. Its mitigated somewhat by being close with Pearl especially but also like. He had loving supportive parents they just also taught him that Mythland is superior and the peak of civilization.

fWhip also falls into this category. He also had a good supportive, loving family but is also very undeniably one half-step in the wrong direction away from going full supervillain. Maybe its the redstone poisoning, maybe its being pushed into a position of leadership at too young an age with absolutely no preparation or even real warning.

Very Clearly Has Something Wrong With Them but Is Pretending So Hard to be Normal:

The Rivendell Siblings think they are doing so good at being normal. Especially Scott. Scott things he is The Most Normal. Everyone else is Very Very Concerned. Sucky parents, sucky situation what with the whole gods and possessions and prophecies thing. Religious Trauma personified x2

The only person who thinks they are More Normal than the Rivendell siblings is Gem. She is pretending so hard to be normal she's convinced herself of it. Beneath her traditional Wizard Character Faults (arrogance, tunnel vision) are some very deep-seated abandonment issues and self-loathing and identity issues.

Seems Very Normal Until You Realize Holy Shit You Are So Fucked Up Please Get Help:

Katherine Elizabeth was raised similarly to Sausage except her mother was not loving or supportive and instead of attempting to shield her from the uglier side of politics and power plays actively exposed her to them and trained her to commit them. The mortals that live around the Overgrown borders were very very lucky that Katherine decided early on that she likes mortals. Just like she likes sheep!

Pixlriffs. Just. Pixlriffs.

[mcytshipsandmore]

I love majormoon so much oh my god

Did u know theyre literally married for realsies this time and theyre healing and going to therapy finally and and and i love majormoon

I love them so much i wish them only the best

Also been thinking abt empires 1 majormoon lately and how they got engaged after they were oh so sure theyd "defeated xornoth" and then the the fucking finale happened and they died before they got to have their wedding. They had already started planning it too.

One of their first dates was a wedding also, the royal wedding, they were both invited but scott specifically asked him to go together, ofc pearl accepted. Pearl was the "flower girl", Scott brought a big ice sculpture. There was a dinner banquet after the wedding at the prisma palace, similar to the celebration one, and they sat next to eachother at both.

After dinner also, gem and fwhip did a big magic and fireworks show... the starcrossed lovers held hands watching the beautiful shapes and colors on the sky <3

I imagine when katherine sent them letters telling them about the mini empires town she purposefully sent em flowers associated w eachother (idc abt canon ik pearl canonically got a cornflower and im a huge canon-scott denier for my own whimsy). Pearl got cornflowers and Scott got sunflowers. Before opening the letter, they assumed it was from eachother, until- OH OFC... ofc it would be from katherine hahaha... who else... right...

GHHHHH Scott worrying over pearl's hunger for battle and adrenaline

Scott grew a royal in a cold kingdom, getting etiquette lessons. Dressed proper.

Pearl grew up with sausage and the twins' family, a pessant, playing in the mud. Causing chaos with the boys. Grew to be a farmer. Only an emperor by chance, because of suns openness and kindness to people who had lost their homes.. gilded helianthia started as many people in need of a place to stay.. pearl made them homes

One of them warm like the sun, the other as cold as the heaviest winter.

Snowy crops <3 (e1!majormoon name)

Their opposite aethestics are everything to me

Pearl could teach Scott to loosen up a little, and also probably get closer to the people

Scott would make sure Pearl takes better care of lightself

I think bc of their different upbringings and culture, scott would find it super odd how pearl speaks to her people, and how he lives in a farmhouse like anyone else, just slightly bigger. Gets dirt over suns clothes at work just like everyone else

I think they can both learn from eachother

I wish they got a happy ending... maybe in another universe...

Hehe...

This is why Xornoth had a strange fascination for Pearl, he wanted to know why this peasant was checking his brother out.

-🍫

[ep2nd]

Incorrect quotes, Empires superhero AU edition. From @pacificwaternymph, go check it out on Ao3 too!

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Xornoth: I have an idea

Sausage: Does it involve fire?

Xornoth: No

Joey: Does it involve burning something down?

Xornoth: No

Scott: Let's hear it

Xornoth: ARSON

Scott: NO.

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Lizzie, who is temporarily blind: I'm not trusting my well being in the hands of Fwhip!

Katherine: It's either them or Scott

Lizzie: ...

Lizzie: So what are you doing today, Fwhip?

Scott: Hey!

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Sausage: In my defense-

Sausage: *punches Fwhip*

Pearl: What was that for?!

Sausage: A good defense is a good offense

Gem: That's not how it works

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Jimmy: This is a safety pin.

*cuts off end*

Joel: It is now a danger pin.

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Shubble: Operation no more distractions is a go!

*not even 10 seconds later*

Shubble: Oh, look! A butterfly!

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Jimmy: Ladies, gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Scott: A llama?

Jimmy: No.

Scott: A baby llama?

Jimmy: No!

Scott: A baby llama with a little hat on?

Jimmy: NO!

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Pearl: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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Random Guy: *kicks Jimmy*

Jimmy: *starts crying*

Lizzy: *glares*

Random Guy: Awww what is this lil itsy baby child gonna do-

Lizzy: Your IP address is 157.134.166.42

Random Guy: Wha-

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Sausage: Pearl, did you know you're my favorite sibling?

Pearl: *narrows eyes* Sausage what did you do no-

Gem: PEARL, SAUSAGE ATE ALL OF MY COOKIES.

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Katherine: When Gem gets back, we're cleaning the building

The rest of the Alliance: *Looks at each other*

*5 hours later*

Katherine: Where's Gem?

Jimmy: Not back that's for sure

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Jimmy: Two wrongs don’t make a right.

Scott: *sighs* That’s true…

Scott: But two negatives make a positive!!!

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Pix, referring to Lizzy and Jimmy: Those guys are dorks.

Katherine: Yes, but they’re my dorks.

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Pix: You know, people treat me like a god.

Shubble: How?

Pix: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

[weirdozxy]

Since me and @/amberdickie are talking about scars I want to explain mine :D specifically death scars!

Note: I also changed the roseblings deaths plus Jimmy! Gem died of a heartbreak and Fwhip died due to a disease because he's been exposed to lots of smoke from his empire and Jimmy drowned himself (the irony)

So, like I've mentioned before in my au the main cast of s2 are a reincarnation of the s1 cast so when they died by wounds or heart breaks there is scars in their next forms! They are called death scars and got them from birth :)

Pearl has the most scars out all, burnt and whiter scars due to dying in S1 and just continued to gain more during the life series (explosion wounds and eye scar)

Pix is immortal but I'd think he'd have a scar on his leg from somewhere, not too sure but maybe from an accident? But after he lost his memories and became a archeologist he began to have many scars from accidents when was he was travelling (ex, caves, forests etc)

Katherine , Gem and Joel has a scar right above their hearts, due to dying of a heartbreak in s1, but Katherine continued to gain due to monster hunting and Joel has a few due to things he tried doing but didn't work (he has a lighting burnt scar on his chest from when he trained with Pearl) and Gem as princess only ever had a scar above her heart and the one on her cheek is from when did dimensional porting the first time!

Lizzie would have a back scar due to falling off her ocean palace in s1 because she lost her memories and stumbled backwards in confusion, but I can imagine it being red through her fur in s2! It sometimes glows a bit whenever she's near water, Joel and Jimmy for some reason...

Scott has a blade scar across his stomach and chest from when he impaled himself in s1 to save his friends because of Xornoth. Scott in s2 doesn't have much thought about it, he has a scar eye from when the skull he found took it from it! but also sometimes it glows whenever he's near something that he loves and the blade memory remembers the pain, he finds it cool but the blade scar seems to lighten a bit around Gem, Jimmy and Shelby...

Joey has a head scar and back scar from when he fell down from his empire, for some reason they are a little more prominent than the rest of the others. But as a pirate he of course gained lots more scars along the way

Sausage actually due to him disappearing with the light he has scars all over him not as major as Pearl but there is a lot, and I mean all over him! They do not glow because he's not a magical being (I consider him a human that just so happened to know how to do magic but if he's something else correct me!) And the scar on his eye is from someone, that's in every universe (from mythicalsausage actual words) but other than that I think he'd have a small burn scar burn scar on his shoulder

Fwhip due to him dying from the disease he has a two scars each over his lungs instead! Because since he breathed in the smoke it weakened him over the years so it only makes sense he has scars on his lungs over his chest and as for being a goblin now he has a scar burnt scars due to being in caves a lot but it's only on his legs and arms, he has one large one on his left leg but the rest is minor

Now Jimmy and Shelby are quite depressing so, suicide warning.

Jimmy drowned himself In water and he now he has gills like scars across his neck, they sometimes lighten around Scott, Lizzie and Joel but it's a weaker light than Scott and Lizzie, and he has scars from fighting monsters when he was reaching for a safe place to stay (the mesa) and he has a feline tail scar due to it being ripped out

Shelby has big scar on her arm upper arm, to her shoulders, to her neck, to the side of her face because Shrub jumped off a cliff losing hope of ever finding her people. She has other scars from roaming in nature by herself or with Scott when they were teenagers but some are from bullied as well, you'd see a different if the scar is a big bigger than others it's from bullies but if the scars are minor than it's just from nature, and her hands are scarred from failed potions making them look like as if they were burnt

Oli and False will have their own lore scar sheet so stay stunned for that :D

That's It for the lore! If you have any other questions you can ask and/or comment :D also if you want to know more about this au you can see it from here!

[inaris-mage-of-storms]

}{ Warning for gaslighting.

Part 9 of The Codfather's Court AU

Katherine looked at the faces gathered around the meeting room table, half an hour past their usual starting time, an unusual somberness to her normally bright smile as she clapped her hands together once. "Well, I suppose this will be everyone, then! Gem, any word from fWhip?"

Gem shook her head, and didn't brush away the hand Pearl laid on her shoulder like she usually did. "Nothing, just that one note. I started making plans to go search for him, but with the, well...recent developments - "

"I thought these meetings were always pretty small?" Shrub looked nervous to speak up, understandable given how recently she had joined the alliance. "I mean, it was just you and Scott at my first one. This is the largest gathering I've seen."

"Yeah, but the last time Katherine asked for as many of us to be here as possible, there were a lot more of us," said Pearl. She had dropped her hand from Gem's shoulder, and Scott raised a subtle eyebrow as he realized it was now in Gem's lap instead. Gem gave him a stony look in return, daring him to say something about the way their fingers were tightly intertwined.

"Pixlriffs disappeared years ago," continued Pearl, and began counting off on her fingers. "fWhip's been missing for a few months. Joel stopped showing up when Lizzie did, more or less. Now Jimmy's gone too, and Joey hasn't shown any interest in joining us."

"That's still half the rulers of this region showing up in one place on friendly terms," said Sausage. "That's a pretty impressive feat! Pix and Joel were always a bit on the reclusive side, anyway. And Jimmy probably finally realized he isn't cut out for this. fWhip's the only one who's absence is weird."

Katherine gave Sausage a disapproving look over the comment about Jimmy. "Jimmy has done quite well as the steward of the Codlands, actually. I'm sure he has his reasons for missing one meeting."

"You mean the Mari Peninsula," muttered Sausage, crossing his arms. "That land belongs to Mythland."

"No, I mean the Codlands," said Katherine firmly. "But we aren't here to dredge up a centuries-old disagreement. We have a more pressing issue to deal with." She rested her hand on a small box in front of her, shimmering faintly with both faeish and gnomish magic. "A strange...fungus, I suppose, has been popping up here and there in my kingdom. And I hear it's been found in several of yours as well. Shrub has kindly assisted me in collecting and containing a sample for further study."

Pearl leaned forward for a closer look as Katherine removed the lid. "Oh, I have seen some of that around! Our farmers have been super busy trying to keep up with removing it."

"That's why I haven't can't leave the Crystal Cliffs for long right now," said Gem with a sigh. "There's been an awful lot of it in the Grimlands too, but the redstone corruption under the city keeps it at bay."

"Really? That might be something we can look into, then," Katherine said with relief. "I've been worried about our own crops. Scott, what about Rivendell? Has it been affected too?"

Scott peered into the box, then paled at the sight of twisted red tendrils that seemed to writhe even though they were cut off from the main plant.

Plants much like the ones Xornoth had recently taken to tending in their study, fed more by magic than sunlight.

"No, I...haven't been informed of anything unusual," he said carefully. He felt a twinge of guilt about not being entirely forthcoming, but then, he had no proof that Rivendell's king had anything to do with the spread of the fungus. Maybe Xornoth had simply discovered the oddity himself, and was undertaking their own research.

Scott barely listened to the rest of the meeting, focusing instead on preparing himself to ask some questions when he made his report. Shrub said something about the similarities between the new fungus and a corrupted magic that had swept through her homeland, leaving only anger and death and devastation in its wake, and Scott clung to that tidbit as further reassurance that his sibling had nothing to do with it.

But there was still the matter of fWhip's continuing absence, and the timing of his disappearance to the gold Scott had sent him despite Xornoth's clear disapproval. Like Gem, Scott had his suspicions that fWhip's letter to her might not be his own doing. Spontaneous as he was, it still seemed odd that he would just disappear and leave both his city and his sister without a word as to where or why. Unlike Gem, Scott had an uncomfortable suspicion as to the cause.

When he returned to Rivendell, Scott reported directly to Xornoth as he always did, taking a deep breath and smoothing out his feathers before knocking on Xornoth's door. The king was in their private quarters today, draped across a lavish chaise lounge with a glass of blood-red wine. They swirled their drink boredly as Scott summarized the meeting, but smirked when he mentioned the fungus.

"Is that so?" was all they said, glancing at the overgrown pots crowded on the windowsill. "How interesting."

Scott chose his words carefully, keeping his tone neutral rather than accusing. "Did you...have any involvement with this, your majesty?"

"Whatever do you mean?" Xornoth flashed a sharp grin. "Ever the suspicious one, aren't you. Careful, before your paranoia makes you start seeing things that aren't there."

"Yes. Of course."

Xornoth waved him away and raised their cup to their lips, but paused when Scott made no move to leave. "What is it?"

The impatience in their voice was a warning. Scott knew the wisest course of action was to apologize and leave, not push his luck and ruin the king's good mood.

"Did you have anything to do with fWhip's disappearance?"

It was surprise rather than smugness that crossed Xornoth's face, and Scott immediately doubted himself. "Really, brother, I'm almost hurt. Tell me, why do you think I would have done anything to your cute little boytoy?"

"Because - " Scott struggled to find his tongue, gripping the side of his robes as his cheeks burned with embarrassment. "Because you weren't happy that he asked me for more gold. You told me not to give - "

"What, that?" Xornoth laughed. "So long as it's your own money and not from the royal coffers, I couldn't care less how much you paid the dear Count, or what for."

"What?" Scott frowned. "No, you told me I shouldn't fund his research anymore. You said even my allowance was yours - "

Xornoth clicked their tongue. "I never said that."

"You did!"

Scott regretted his outburst as Xornoth sat up slowly. "Are you accusing your king of lying?"

"N-no, your majesty. I apologize. I must have misremembered." Scott bowed low, not daring to raise his head until Xornoth relaxed back into their seat.

"You see? What did I say about that paranoia of yours?" Xornoth tapped the edge of their glass thoughtfully, a dull ring echoing through the room.

When had their fingernails gotten so long? They almost looked more like claws.

"I fear I've been overworking you, Scott," Xornoth said with a sigh. "An oversight on my part, frail as you are. You no longer need to attend House Blossom meetings in my stead. I will resume going myself. You should stay home and rest as often as you can."

To anyone else, it would have sounded like a concerned suggestion from a caring sibling. To Scott, it sounded like house arrest.

But he'd pushed his luck enough for one day, and only bowed again instead of arguing. "Yes, your majesty. Thank you for your consideration." Xornoth waved him off, and this time Scott took the hint to get out of the king's sight as quickly as he could.

[adina123]

Empires smp god au

Pearl Goddess of the harvest and farming her title was literally the farmer pearl and in the past people kept track of harvest by looking at the phases of the moon and positioning of the constellations

Lizzie the trickster goddess of the ocean and government ocean because in season one she was a fish goddess and government because in season two she was a mayor and in both she is a scam artist trying to make a profit through morality ambiguous means

Joel god of thunder and art in canon he is the god of thunder and if anyone in empires was a art god it would be the guy that sculpted clones of himself and built stratos/mezalia

Katherine goddess order and balance and duality she fights evil by transforming from the pretty pink princess to the axe wielding warrior and as lady Katherine of the overgrown she is the one that is neutral the one that Try’s to keep order

Jimmy is The god of death for obvious reasons

Joey is the god of wealth and desire because he is a pirate and pirates like gold also he steals from false and really wants to get in xornoth s pants he also Katherine’s (understandable)

Shubble is the goddess of nature and the wild because her whole wolf thing she had going on in the first season of empires and the infected outlaw thing she had in season 2

Scott god of the passage of time and the four seasons (and rainbows) because he has connections to flowers (spring) in life series and stars in origin smp and winter in empires smp

Pix god of messengers and prophecies( he is in charge of the recaps that gives people information they might have missed also he is a prophet)

Fwhip god of fire and revenge because in both seasons of empires he has had a stubborn heated rivalry with jimmy and did not take the break up well also in art his hair is fire truck red

Gem goddess knowledge and magic because she as the wizard gem she is a powerful magician and because as the princess of dawn she teaches others about the sun god also the wizard gems empire is literally a school

Sausage love and family and lust because he is known for his platonic love (Hermes and Eddie and pearl) and let’s say his passionate spicy love( pole dancing and flirting)

Oli god of music and insanity he is a bard and who’s words make zero sense to everyone and watching him you get sensory overload ( he is the oldest but nobody believes him)

false goddess of mystery and adventure and new beginnings because she is lost her memory and is a very adventurous person also do to the lost memories she basically started from square one when she came to empires

[empiressmp-swapau]

You should totally tell me all ur swap au headcannons

yidk if these would count as headcanons but we ball

i will also be mentioning whos swapped with who here! that might make the headcanons make a bit more sense, these are also before the banishment because i didnt wanna confuse myself

Xornoth

swapped with Scott

sometimes gets VERY warm, like to the point of melting ice just being near it

doesn't like jimmy, but likes to mess with him

when he found out that Scott was his distant brother, he didnt want to believe it

teaches sausage fire magic

out of all the empires he visits, he visits Joeys the most

somehow always there when you need him (unless you're scott, gem, jimmy or any of his enemies)

Scott

Swapped with Xornoth

Freezes people(??)

is the reason the nether is frozen over/really cold

his banishment crystal is freezing to the touch

promised Gem that he could increase her power, which was a lie as he just wanted to possess her

isnt scared of the dragon egg, he knows he can take it at anytime but wants to wait until the perfect moment.

keeps away from Rivendell, he doesnt want to interact with Xornoth

Gem

Swapped with Sausage

uses her staff to get over ledges easier

rants about her evil plans to Gandalf

got kicked out of the Sunflower Alliance

Before Scott went along with his plan, Gem realised that it would essentially be the end of the world and wanted out - so she went to Scott

had to talk Gandalf out of being evil (she had to make him be on the good side after the redemption)

everytime jimmy fails a mission, gem has to come as backup. it annoys her but she thinks its good to have him on her side

Jimmy

Swapped with Joey

calls himself the Gold-Father (he gets called Goldie and it annoys him)

was fascinated with Scott, and ended up joining him from there

wears the golden skull to intimidate his enemies, but takes it off around his allies

he makes sure to keep his empire hidden, regularly replanting trees that had been cut down

he has a crown, but hates wearing it

ALWAYys dies, but he makes sure to keep totems of undying on him

Fwhip

Swapped with Pearl

gifts people he doesnt like poisonious potatoes

prides himself in having the biggest crop field in all of empires

likes to mess with Scott

has a massive scythe, which he uses to pick up people if hes on a ledge higher than him

allies with Gem, took her side even after she became more corrupted

Joey

Swapped with Jimmy

values slime just as much as gold

indirectly related to joel, and was the one that found out first (he didnt tell joel at first)

doesnt wear the traditional cod head, even on important days

half of his empire is submerged in the water (intentionally, i mean it is a fish empire)

messes with Pearl about the Salmon war, and because of that he almost accidentally got sausages empire blown up

Sasuage

Swapped with Gem

goes to Bubbles when he doesnt know what to do

he started to become suspicious of Gem after around Scotts 3rd appearance

hes glad that his empire is between Pearls and Joeys, it makes it easier to keep them apart

Sausage used to try talk the Wizard Council out of banishing Gem for good, but unintentionally began to stop after Scott began corrupting her

Pearl

Swapped with Fwhip

keeps gunpowder on her at all times, which sometimes goes wrong when she tries to use a firework

honestly sick of scotts shenanigans

lapis corruption(?) overtakes her empire (assuming lapis is the opposite of redstone)

always going to sasuage about new inventions she made, saying that she should use it on Joey

had a special Scarf she liked to wear, but because of the Salmon War, it was taken and hidden

Lizzie

Swapped with Joel

made out of clay

looks out the palace window towards the ocean empire

was the one that proposed to joel

constantly busy with something, if you go up to her, shes most likely set on another task she gave herself. this habit of constant working became not as bad once she married joel.

her pockets are always filled with moss, she likes to sprinkle it on peoples heads (there is NO context for this, she just likes doing it and no one knows why)

Joel

Swapped with Lizzie

is a fishy!! fish fish!! a guardian to be specific (if that counts, if it doesnt then a squid)

made deal with destiny REALLY difficult because he had to stop pretending xornoth wasnt real for that (this MIGHT change, im thinking of making joel think scott isnt real instead)

super annoyed at scott for freezing over the ocean

indirectly related to joey, didnt find out until joey told him

keeps the moss that Lizzie gives him, occasionally admiring it when he misses Lizzie. he also gives her seashells in return

Shubble

Swapped with Katherine

Almost never in the castle despite it being her home

her people are gnomes (it was the fairies that went extinct)

has a secret mail system with Joel, no one suspects them to be allies so it works out.

Her empire is filled with mushrooms and specific species of flowers, giving a nice shade when its sunny out.

doesnt make allies with all the empires, but stands on middle ground either way.

Katherine

Swapped with Shubble

when she first came out from the nether, one of the first places she went to was Rivendell as it was warm

instead of having an army of wolves, she has an army of cats thinking that those will scare of Scott

not an official ruler, but the other empires accept her area as one

CANNOT get a break from Scott, she feels like shes always on the run from him

she used to be able to fly, but not anymore

Pix

Swapped with Grian

wanders the empires, always has what you need on him

the empires he visits the most are probably Joels and Joey

Keeps track on the empires deaths for Grian

probably the least bothered by Scott, he isnt an emperor so he isnt bothered as much

visited Lizzies empire one time, and instead of managing to sell anything, he left with a bunch of moss that he didnt know what to do with. he now only goes back if he absolutely has to (it took him ages to get rid of all that moss without throwing it away)

Grian

Swapped with Pix

doesnt really visit the other empires, which makes him a rumour to not exist

has too much copper

honestly idk what to do for grians hcs so youll probably get more info/hcs when i eventually post his ref

[ahllohehn]

What headcanons do you have from when Pearl and Scott were dating?

The first few weeks of HaTO!Galaxy duo's relationship were pretty normal. They initially got along as close friends to begin with and nothing much changed once they decided to get together.

They were the couple that were both besties and lovers. They called themselves 'Gossip Girlies' but also 'Soulmates'.

Since HaTO!Pearl had to deal with her amnesia, she always somehow found her way to cling onto HaTO!Scott without meaning to most of the time. Not that it mattered to any of them as they were basically inseperable whether one feels bad about it or not.

Halfway through their relationship Pearl's memory problem got worse, along with the dreams she's been having that makes her a little more crazed than she'd like. She became a vulnerable vessel to... unwarranted villains.

Following the defeat of Xornoth and HaTO!Grian's and Artemis' retrieval of Pearl, Scott was actually the one that begged the goddess to remove any trace of Camp Empires in Pearl's head in hopes that her new 'first impression' would be in a happier view. Although HaTO!Sausage didn't like the idea of losing Pearl, he accepted the reason.

[siriannatan]

I have no clue how long it'll take me to finish, but for all my fellow Scwhip enjoyers here's a preview of something I started and am currently working on, a word of warning, the final project might involve smut, I felt it was polite to warn about my intentions early, I might drop that idea in the middle of writing said smut as well though.

PREVIEW:

His knees were starting to hurt from kneeling on the hard stone tiles. Wounds itching from lack of attention. His wings were long stiff in their bindings. Not like it was needed. He couldn't fly away if he wanted to. His true self forced out.

"According to what I know about elven law," Gem, fWhip's twin sister, Headmistress of Crystal Cliffs Academy, spoke up. A shiver of dread ran down Scott's spine. Did she know… "Xornoth can be considered an exile, meaning Scott is now the king," she did know. Of course, she knew. She figured out Scott was a half-dragon even with all the magic he used to hide it.

fWhip hummed. "Is that so," he chuckled and Scott heard him stand up. Followed by his boots on the tile. Then he could see fWhip's damned combat boots. "Then I might have an idea what we can do with Scott," suddenly a warm even through thick gloves hand grabbed one of Scott's horns and made him look at fWhip. "And maybe even annoy the cod lovers in the process," fWhip's grin was far too wide. He was enjoying his plan far too much for Scott. "You were supposed to marry Jimmy for the sake of alliance with Lizzie, no?" he smirked and suddenly seats were scraping against the floor.

"fWhip you better not say what I think you're about to say," Gem suddenly protested. Likely guessing the same thing Scott was guessing fWhip was about to say.

"Why? Isn't it about time I get married? Might as well use it to piss some people off," fWhip laughed, barely glancing at his sister. Scott glanced in her direction as well. She looked pissed. Fists clenched. Pearl hovering nearby. Sausage was just sitting causally. Likely didn't really care who fWhip married as long as their leader didn't turn on the rest of them. fWhip held the most military power in the whole alliance after all.